


Monthly Publication of Tips, Quotes, and
Humor
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October 2002
LEADING
You are dealt this hand:
Make you nervous? Relax, you have a rational and competent partner who would not force you into this uncomfortable situation without good reason. That good reason is: he has a hand full of diamonds and clubs, and he is willing to play a contract in 2 diamonds or 2 clubs. That is how you know he has at least 5 good diamonds and four good clubs.
You are in 3NT and your diamonds are: FOR THE HUMOR
To conclude a heated auction, the expert makes a forceful 3 spade bid which his LHO (left hand opponent) doubles and everyone else passes.
The expert looks at LHO and says: "Do you know who I am?"
LHO says: "Yes, I know who you are."
The expert says: "Do you know how many masterpoints I have?"
LHO says: "No, but do you know how many spades I have?" BridgeSnaps newsletter is produced by John S. Thomas, author of Standard American 21. |