


Monthly Publication of Tips, Quotes, and
Humor
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August 2006
ODDS AND EVENS AQUA-MERLOT PLEASE A priest driving into New
York City gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The Connecticut
State trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and also sees an
empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. Trooper: ”Sir, have you been
drinking?” Priest: “Just water.” Trooper: “The Then why do I
smell wine?” The priest looks down at the
bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!” BridgeSnaps newsletter is produced by John S. Thomas, author of Standard American 21. |