


Monthly Publication of Tips, Quotes, and
Humor
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September 2007
RUBBER VS DUPLICATE
SHORT CLUB OPENINGS
“I have seen people bid 1C on weak hands with very short
holdings in clubs; and I have seen their partners
respond 1D to show weakness without any clear idea of
what was meant by either the opening bid or the
response. They suffer from the delusion that their
bidding makes sense of some kind. This is a harmless
fancy, and I encourage it warmly among people who play
rubber bridge against me for high stakes.”
“Rule 6: never, never, never bid 1C with fewer than 3 clubs!!!. Rule 7: Same as rule 6 in case you didn’t hear it the first time.”
“If you have bid a really short club suit (singleton or
doubleton) don’t ask me to tell you what to do. You
don’t need a bridge teacher.. You don’t even need a
psychiatrist. Drowning might help.”
- Alfred Scheinwold, 1978
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